
anyone that knows me knows i love to talk about memphis. i loved growing up there, and still love the town, despite some of memphis' trials and tribulations in recent years, it is a great town, with some great quirks. i had a great time growing up in memphis and have developed a few favorite things about good ol' m-town. just to name a few i would start with gibsons hot donuts-- especially late night when they are hot... panchos dip had to make the list, but it was best when eaten at the location at white station and poplar, which is now starbucks. our generation was big into jumping on giant trampoline roof of the cleaners on poplar, conveniently located across of panchos/starbucks, not really a rebel, it made me quite nervous, but was so much fun never-the-less. houstons ( yes, a chain, but i will always associate it with memphis and my christ methodist friends) the oak court mall seemed like the greatest place ever, downtown was always fun, especially when i finally learned how to get there, breakfast at brother junipers, the pink palace crafts fair and arts in the park, elvis everywhere you turn, jerry's sno cones .... really, i could go on and on... a fellow memphian sent me this list of ways to tell you are from memphis, and i had to post it because many things on this list would also make my favorites list... so here goes ( i edited it because it was quite long)... you know you are from memphis if:
*THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL IS DUCKS
*YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
*YOU KNOW THE MUSICFEST = MUDFEST*PRINCE MONGO & JERRY 'THE KING' LAWLER ARE ON THE MAYORS BALLOT
*YOU HAVE WAITED FOR 4 HOURS TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, OR HAVE YOUR CAR INSPECTED
*YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE GRIZZLIES, BUT YOU LOVE THE TIGERS
*YOU KNOW WHAT REAL BARBECUE IS
*NONCONNAH MEANS AUTOBAHN
*YOU'RE SCARED OF COPS IN GERMANTOWN AND BARTLETT
*SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY HAS AN ELVIS STORY
*OUR TAP WATER IS LIKE YOUR EVIAN
*YOU DRIVE LIKE YOU'RE GONNA KILL EVERYONE ELSE*YOU JUST CALL THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER 'THE RIVER'
*YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE OLD BRIDGE AND THE NEW BRIDGE HAD NAMES
*YOU'VE HAD TO SWITCH THE THERMOSTAT FROM HEAT TO AIR IN THE SAME DAY
*YOU CAN SAY 'TAKE POPLAR' AND GET ANYWHERE FROM ANYWHERE
*YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE IN MEMPHIS IN 'ABOUT 15 MINUTES
*YOU STILL CALL IT MEMPHIS STATE
*YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE CITY LIMITS, YOU'RE ONLY A STREET OR TWO AWAY FROM A GHETTO
*YOU KNOW THAT MCALLISTER'S IS THE BEST PLACE TO GET SWEET TEA
*SOMEBODY SAYS '201' AND THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH A CLOCK
*YOU WOULD BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND ANOTHER CITY WHERE EVERYONE IN THE CITY KNOWS THE STREET ADDRESS OF THE JAIL
*YOU SPEED EVERYWHERE, EXCEPT BARTLETT AND GERMANTOWN
*YOU DRIVE ON THE SAME ROAD AND IT'S NAME CHANGES SEVERAL TIMES THE FURTHER YOU GO
*YOU KNOW THERE ARE AT LEAST 7 MACON ROADS, KIRBY ROADS, AND RALEIGH LAGRANGES
*A MAJORITY OF THE WHITE POPULATION KNOWS EVERY WORD TO THREE SIX MAFIA LYRICS*OH YEAH, THE ZIPPIN PIPPIN IS STILL FOR SALE
*MOST SUBURBS HAVE A NICKNAME ... DIRTY DOVA, HICKORY HOOD, BLACKHAVEN, DA DIRTY DIRTYAND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ... MEMFRICA





